Breaking News Indonesia dan Dunia: Jakarta After Bombs - Terrorist's Top 5 Failures (very funny)

On January 14th 2016, terrorist try to shock Jakarta with coordinated bomb attacks. Instead, the Jakarta citizens respond to it in different ways. The bomb site is in the center of Jakarta most crowded CBD in Sarinah.

1. The Satay Seller Story

Indonesia top newspaper site interested more into the Satay Seller Story and put it as headline, instead of reporting the rest of bomb investigation. The story goes, as quote from social media "..This satay booth just about 100 meter from the terrorist attack area just 2 hours a go and this guy still grill his satay and people keep ordering the satay. This is Jakarta!! You can't terrr Jakarta People!! Fear is not in our dictionary."

The satay seller admit that he fear his stall would be stealth if he run away, thus he decided to stay and business as usual. He had been selling satay in this spot since 1974.

Terrorist Failure: Jakarta fear more about domestic burglar rather than ISIS terrorist.

2. The Handsome Police Officer Story

Instead of finding out who are the attackers, Jakarta citizen, and Indonesian netizen, care more about finding out who was the handsome and fashionable officer that involved in the scene. Quotation from social media "Indonesian police (are) fashionable. they kick the terrorist's ass with their Adidas camo and Gucci sneakers! (And coach bag too?) damn. American have fashion police.. Indonesian police are most fashionable in the entire universe."

The story goes that the officer stormed the site in casual suit, no bullet proof costume needed. Again, Kompas.com put this as headline.

Terrorist Failure: instead of attack and put fear to the Indonesia armed force, the policemen become even more popular than before.

3. The Happy Post Bombing Scene Story

One day after the bomb attack, latest situation around Sarinah has quickly recovered and transformed into popular site visiting location. Peanut seller and hawker stormed the area without hesitation. Peoples comes to take selfie.

Terrorist Failure: instead of ruining Jakarta economy, the bomb episode had increased Sarinah popularity and become even more businesses potential.

4. The Free Western / Branded Restaurant Advertisement Story

Right after the bomb attack, unknown broadcast stormed medial social citing top Jakarta Shopping center as terrorist target. The message also listed out Western and branded restaurant to be avoid. Instead of avoiding the sites as listed in the message, netizen comes to them because of curiosity and solidarity acts. This broadcast become free advertisement for them as many do not know the restaurant location before hand. The restaurant and shopping mall enjoy boast of popularity after the bomb attack.

As quoted:
List mall yang menjadi sasaran :
1. Grand Indonesia
2. Plaza Indonesia
3. FX Sudirman
4. Plaza Senayan
5. Pacific Place
6. Senayan City
7. Blok M Plaza
8. Gandaria City
9. Pondok Indah Mall
10. Pejaten Village
11. Mall Ambassador
12. Kota Kasablanka
13. Central Park
14. Mall Taman Anggrek
15. Mall Kelapa Gading

Untuk Bekasi :
1. Summarecon Mall Bekasi
2. Metropolitan Mall
3. Grand Metropolitan

Untuk tangerang
1. Living World Alam Sutera
2. Summarecon Mall Serpong
3. Mall Bellevue Cinere

Untuk Depok & Bogor
1. Margonda City
2. Botani Square
3. Bellanova Mall Sentul
Info dari Kepala Staff ahli BIN.

5. The Jakarta Bomb Meme Story

Indonesian netizen enjoy tons of funny memes, after the bombing incidents. The most popular one is a meme comes describing Jokowi calling the Expandables team to help him out, making the Indonesian closer to the Western culture once more time.

Terrorist's Failures: instead of spreading fear, their act had been transformed into comedic and people keep happy.